A holiday manifesto from the skin you sit on.
If there’s one thing 2025 has made clear, it’s this: the world is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged. The news cycle is a fever dream, group chats are split between existential dread and memes, and everyone you know is one minor inconvenience away from lying face-down on the floor. So if we’re going down with the ship, we could at least do it with a smooth ass.
There’s a cultural shift happening. People are craving honesty, real connection, and conversations that move past the polished, perfect, look-at-my-routines era. Vulnerability is cool now. Talking about taboo areas is cool now. And taking care of the parts of your body you’ve been told not to discuss is simply where self-care is headed.
Which is exactly where Buttface lives.
For years, butt skin has been ignored, whispered about, or treated like a punchline. Meanwhile, it’s some of the hardest working skin on the body. Sitting, sweating, chafing, squeezing into pants made by people who clearly hate us. And yet your face gets twelve steps and a jade roller. Make it make sense.
Gifting Buttface for the holidays isn’t just funny. It’s culturally relevant. It’s a wink that says I love you, and also I’ve seen your gym leggings and it’s time. It’s a little taboo, a little sentimental, and very practical. Plus, nothing brings friends closer than being able to say, without irony, this will make your butt smoother than your coping mechanisms.
This year, your holiday list probably includes the friend who’s been doomscrolling since March, the cousin who just discovered Pilates, the coworker who has a secret buttne situation they pretend is just irritation, and at least one person who deserves a firm, lifted behind simply for surviving 2025.
Give them The Butt Facial.
Give them The Butt Resurfacer.
Give them the BBL Firming Cream that actually firms without the pretend caffeine magic your competitor swears by.
Give them the hydrogel Butt Mask that looks incredible in photos and even better on their skin.
Give them something that feels good, works hard, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. If the world really is falling apart, the least we can do is go down well exfoliated.
2025 is the year we normalize real body care, break the last skincare taboo, and stop pretending our butt skin doesn’t deserve the same love as everything else. It’s the year we gift connection, confidence, and clarity, and maybe a little chaos, wrapped in the most unexpected and delightful holiday present.
Butt care is self-care. Butt care is community care.
And honestly, butt care is hilarious.
Happy gifting season from Buttface. May your friends feel seen, loved, and deeply moisturized.