I think the combination of sweat and sunblock gave me crazy red bumps. All over my butt and in between my thighs. It’s happened before. I got home and instead cleared this up in one week with these products.

ordered on a tuesday, had it by thursday. packaging was clean and secure. started using it immediately and by week three i was texting my friend asking why i waited so long. bumps gone, texture evened out. the firming took longer, maybe six weeks, but it's there. good system.

Everything works. Ingredients feel considered, results are real, the system makes sense as a system. Docking one star because the mask packaging could be better — hard to open without tearing it. Small thing but it happens every time. Product inside is great.

i feel like i need to give full context here. i have struggled with the skin on my butt since i was a teenager. rough texture, random breakouts, just generally something i tried not to think about. my esthetician mentioned butt skincare during an appointment and i went home and found buttface and bought the kit mostly because the name is so funny i figured why not. that was about six weeks ago. my skin back there looks better than it did when i was 22. i am completely serious. the scrub is the star — it is effective in a way that you feel immediately and see within a couple uses. the mask is calming and fun and the cream is light and doesn't cause breakouts which was my biggest fear. i've already told everyone i know and i'm telling strangers on the internet now too. buy it.